All Hail Mammon: BP Disaster Explicated

Its popular in some end times Christian circles to look at this as one of the signs of the end times. God no more did this than suffering a self inflicted gunshot wound makes you a victim of a violent crime. This is one that can be chalked up as a victory to Mammon.

The Gulf of Mexico, everything that lived in it, everyone who made their living on it, everyone who continues to live by it, is a sacrifice to the God of MONEY. BP is their priesthood. Every single life destroyed is pleasing to Mammon, that is why BP is forbidding its clean up workers from using respirators or other safety equipment. If there aren't enough lives being destroyed this way, they'll start doing human sacrifices on the tops of their office buildings. It'll be quicker that way than slow death and maiming from fume inhalation. Why else would they be using a chemical dispersant that is both most toxic and least effective and that ensures that they'll NEVER get the oil out of the water? Those oil plumes will be there for generations. Monuments to Mammon.
In return for all of the lives taken and destroyed, since the damage was by far many times greater than that of the Exxon Valdez - which went on to become the most powerful and wealthy corporation the world had ever known at that time, BP will become that much greater and more powerful than Exxon.
All hail Mammon!
Sorry kids. This is how I do whimsical. Human sacrifice aside, bet it still makes more sense than anything else you've heard, yeah?

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